Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Once a month, I find myself in Pittsburgh for work.  It’s come a long way from its roots as a steel center, and now has a gritty- and dare I say hip! – industrial vibe.  Pittsburgh has many distinct neighborhoods, and is home to several universities and international corporations.  It also boasts professional sports teams, with stadiums right in the city center.  While it’s not the first place I would think of to take a vacation, the short flight could make Pittsburgh an interesting destination for more than just work.

Pittsburgh: Bridges, Pro Ball, and Beer

Pittsburgh: Bridges, Pro Ball, and Beer

Getting there and getting around

  • Fly into Pittsburgh International.  This airport is absolutely miserable and poorly laid out.  It is half an hour from Pittsburgh proper, not counting traffic, and the cab will cost you.  Luckily, cabs take credit cards.  Leave an hour for security, and, if it’s open, use the Alternative Security Checkpoint line that starts outside by drop-off. This honestly is the worst airport ever, but if you plan ahead, you’ll make your flight.
  • I always rent a car. By the time you take a taxi back and forth, it’s cheaper to just rent.

Where to stay and what to see?

  • I always stay at the Westin Convention Center.  It has an amazing fitness center and indoor pool.  Also try the Renaissance or the Omni William Penn.
  • Go to a sports game! Steelers, Pirates, and Penguins – all downtown! You can actually watch games from office buildings and hotels, if you plan correctly. Check out the Pirates game from a high floor of the Fairmont hotel.
  • Andy Warhol Museum can’t be missed.

Where to eat?

  • Eleven is beautiful and the food is great. Especially tasty with an expense account.
  • New restaurant Ten Penny is wonderful – has an extensive wine list and local beer selection
  • If you’re Kosh, the Squirrel Hill neighborhood is the spot for you

Where to drink?

  • Casbah has a cool, loungy feel
  • Check out the college bars or Pitt and Carnegie Mellon
  • Sports bars everywhere
  • SkyBar/Diesel – dayclub AND nightclub – fancy!

Check out the city, and, seriously, leave enough time to get back on your flight to New York. The 4Points Airport Hotel is never somewhere you want to end up.

Lucerne, Switzerland

When I got the itinerary for the month-long Eurotrip I took post-college graduation, I was surprised to see a few days in Switzerland on the agenda.  Slightly upset, I scoffed that it could have been an extra two days spent wandering in Florence or on the beach in Nice.  I don’t ski, I hate the cold, and, to be honest, I’ve never seen The Sound of Music.

How wrong I was.  Lucerne turned out to be one of my favorite cities on the trip.  It was beautiful, scenic, and simple, reminding me of where Belle must have lived in Beauty and the Beast.  There was something elegant and regal about the village, and after some research, I learned that Lucerne is where Queen Victoria went to unwind and de-stress in the fresh mountain air.

You don’t need to spend more than two or three days here.  Easy to get to by bus or train, 50 miles or so from Zurich.  Be wary that Lucerne is EXPENSIVE. And by expensive I mean I consciously tried to eat as little as possible to save money. The small amount of food I ordered at the trendy McDonald’s cost nearly 16 Euros each visit.  (For my nerd readers, check out this Economist post about the actual Big Mac Index)

 

Lake Luzern #nofilter

Lake Luzern #nofilter

Where to Stay?
The Palace Luzern looked ritzy.  Where did I stay? At Jailhotel Löwengraben, also known as the Jail Hotel. It was literally a jail that had been converted to a hostel.  Everything was “jail” themed, we slept in bunk beds, and the windows had bars on them.  It was terrifying. The club in the lobby played Minimal tech house, which added to the prison-like atmosphere. Would I recommend staying here? YES. Great location in Old Town, inexpensive, and made for some hilariously misunderstood Facebook pictures.

Never let go!

Never let go!

 

Tourist Experiences

  • The Lion of Lucerne – You can Google the significance of it, quite frankly I don’t remember.  It was cool to see. And near some of the best…
  • Tourist shops! Chocolate, cuckoo clocks, cheese, and the only place you can buy an authentic green Wegner Swiss Army knife (until you get home and see it can be had on Etsy).
  • Boat trip across Lake Luzern. It really is one of the most breathtaking and beautiful places I’ve ever been.
  • Ride and climb to the top of Mt. Pilatus. If I remember correctly, it is the steepest rail system in the world. There is also a cable car. Unforgettable experience.
Top of the World... or at least Mt. Pilatus

Top of the World… or at least Mt. Pilatus

Where to Eat?

  • McDonald’s. See above.
Postcard from Jail - this Mupload got my parents' attention

Postcard from Jail – this Mupload got my parents’ attention

Where to Drink/Dance?

  • Get a bottle of something and drink heavily in your hotel.
  • Strichpunkt – club in the Jail Hotel. The DJ does not take requests.
  • Casineum – closest Luzern has to a megaclub

 

Atlantic City

Atlantic City is a great summer weekend escape for the New Yorker that wants something less staunch than the Hamptons, but a step more civilized than Seaside Heights.  Although it is sometimes referred to as the Las Vegas of the East Coast, this is not entirely accurate.  While gambling is legal and there is a nightclub scene, the visitors to Atlantic City tend to be regional and the vibe is decidedly less grandiose.

That being said, I have never had less than a fantastic time in Atlantic City – including the time I went with just my Grandmere at 19 and she snuck me into the slots long enough to lose a crisp Hamilton.

Only a three hour, $25 round-trip bus fare away from Manhattan, the recent investments in Atlantic City make it a worthy destination any weekend you need an escape.  Atlantic City is more of an experience than a place, a mindset more than a physical location.  Channel your inner Pauly D, buy your GiltCity for a spray tan, and head south of the boarder! (into Jersey, I mean)

4th of July at HQ Beach Club

4th of July at HQ Beach Club

Where to Stay?

For those who value quiet over EDM, or for a weekend of romance, check out The Water Club at The Borgata.  This no-gambling, no-nightclub spot is a rare oasis in a sea of cut-offs and botched boob jobs.

Equally adept for a romantic getaway as for a raucous bachelor party, the new Revel is expensive and worth it.  Deluxe accommodations,  indoor/outdoor pool, restaurants, and state-of-the-art spa provided by Exhale make this hotel the most “Vegas-like” property and scene in Atlantic City.  Even if you don’t stay here, all amenities and access are available at a fee for visitors.  HQ Nightclub and Dayclub are legit. More on that later…

Other great hotel options are Harrah’s, the Borgata, and the newly-renovated Golden Nugget.  Be mindful that these are located off the Boardwalk and do not have easy beach access.  For my own visits, I stay at The Chelsea.  It has no gambling, no smoking, a small nightclub, and a good pool scene.  The rooms are clean, and it has easy access to the Boardwalk and beach.

Stay anywhere else not mentioned on this list, or anywhere on a weeknight, at your own risk. Seriously.

 

Where to eat?

The Borgata Buffet is a must on Sunday morning before your bus back to the city.  What happens at the Borgata Buffet, stays at the Borgata Buffet (your third helping of mashed potatoes with a side of barbecue pizza). Judgement-free zone, never spoken about again.

For big groups, many restaurants offer private rooms.  Fornelletto at the Borgata has a beautiful room and lets you order off the regular menu.  Also try New York standbys Dos Caminos, Cuba Libre, Patsy’s, etc.

Reasonably priced food can be found at the Tropicana and along the Boardwalk.

For the old school Atlantic City experience, try Dock’s Oyster House or Tony’s.

HQ Beach Club

HQ Beach Club

Where to party?

  • HQ Beach Club – I just got back from Las Vegas and let me tell you, this party rivals anything there.  Splurge for a cabana and go wild.  Big name DJs draw a crowd to the Revel dayclub that’s there to get down.  Buy your tickets in advance online to at least avoid the cashier line; security is tight and you’ll be waiting awhile to get groped TSA-style.
  • HQ Nightclub – Big name DJs; ticket prices to match.  But there are few other places on the east coast where you can see such big names in a venue this small.  We caught Eric Prydz, Afrojack, and Above & Beyond.  Crowd is what you would expect from New Jersey, the dance floor is sweaty, and the drinks are overpriced – but what did you expect? You’re on vacation. Embrace the faux-Herve Legers.
  • Haven – Newly renovated at the Golden Nugget, Haven is starting to pull in some big names, especially in trance.  Worth a visit.
  • The Pool After Dark at Harrah’s – Lovingly referred to as the place where we got “Jacuzzi Bottle Service”. Wear a bathing suit under your leopard print, and let the Hypnotiq do its thing.  Good on Saturdays.
  • Mixx – It feels like Steve Aoki, LMFAO, and/or Lil Jon is always here.  It’s become tradition to go at least once every visit to this club at the Borgata.
  • Mur.Mur – The other club at the Borgata… That just about says it.
  • C5 at the Chelsea – sometimes they have a good DJ on Fridays. Worth looking at the website to see.

For all of the nightlife, I haven’t been able to find an organized website.  Find out which DJ will be where by visiting the hotel/club websites and checking Twitter.  Same as Vegas, look for promoters on Instagram and Twitter – the perks won’t be as good as in Las Vegas, but it’s worth a shot for at least reduced cover.  Assume the best party will be at the venue with the most high-profile DJ.

Mixx at the Borgata for Steve Aoki. I'm pretty sure he lives there.

Mixx at the Borgata for Steve Aoki. I’m pretty sure he lives there.

Insider tips:

  • Free drinks while you gamble! May I recommend the House Whiskey?
  • $5 Hurricanes at the Showboat. I dare you to drink more than one.
  • Tanger Outlet shops are two blocks from the Boardwalk.
  • Taxis in Atlantic City max out at around $12, so taxi rides won’t cost more than a few bucks per person. This makes AC great for jumping from place to place without feeling guilty.
  • $20-25 round-trip buses from Philly and NYC – they’re not bad! Book on the Academy or Greyhound website.  Once they drop you at the bus station, you get a $10 gambling voucher and the Atlantic City Jitney (a little bus, so adorable) is $2 a ride right to your hotel.
  • Buy your pregame booze before you get to Atlantic City. Leaving the main drag to go to a liquor store is sketchy and you don’t want to do it.
  • In Atlantic City, between the hours of 11pm and 6am, there is no judgement. Even if he was wearing an Affliction tee.

Any words of advice for Atlantic City?